Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened
Suddenly, every song was about you.
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate